This is great, reminds me of the lady in Middleton Ohio (2008), who dressed as a cow and ran around chasing children, threatening police, and even “relieving” herself on someone’s porch. Classic.
Got milk? How about 26 gallons of it?
One man did, at least for a little while. And that man was dressed in a cow costume!
An 18-year-old crawled into a Stafford, Va., Walmart on all fours.
Then after standing, he loaded about $92 worth of milk into a shopping cart and simply rolled the cart out of the without paying!
Source: The Internet!